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(To the tune of "We've Only Just Begun" by The Carpenters)


My Mo's only just begun to live,
Website based promises
Just five bucks and we're on our way.
And yes, We've just begun.

Before the rising sun we shave,
So many styles to choose
We'll be crafting a trucker's one.
And yes, We've just begun.

Sharing moustaches that are new to us,
Watching them grow along the way,
Talking it over just the two of us,
Working together day to day
Together.

And when December comes we smile,
So much of life ahead
We'll find a place where there's room to shave,
But for now, We've just begun.

Posted by  Anonymous @ Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11:06:00 pm #

3 Mov 05

Well today's prostate/mo song was going to be "Important Gland" adapted
from Leo Sayer's "One Man Band" but in looking at it closely i realised
it's a fairly crappy song. So instead for your internal jukebox i have
"Believe It Or Not" .

Donate today!
Look at what's happened to me,

I can't believe it myself.

Suddenly I have got great facial hair,

I'm glad it ain't somebody else.



Believe it or not,

I've got facial hair.

I never thought I could feel so free eee eee.

Booney, biker or trucker? I don't even care.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.



Your prostate could flare on you one day,

It'll hit you from out of the blue.

By growing a Mo I'll help find you a cure,

Making all of your wishes come true ue ue.



Believe it or not,

I've got facial hair.

I never thought I could feel so free eee eee.

Booney, biker or trucker? I don't even care.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

Posted by  Anonymous @ Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11:07:00 pm #

4 Mov 05

This morning Axel and Slash are
going to tear it up for the Mo Cause with their rendition of "Sweet Mo
of Mine"...

He's got a mo that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where Booney and Merv
Played under the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see his face
He takes me away to that special place
And if I'd stare too long
He'll punch me and then I'll cry

woah oh oh
Sweet Mo o' mine
woah oh oh oh
Sweet hair of mine

Posted by  Anonymous @ Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11:09:00 pm #

7 Mov 05

One week of Mo growing and i officially look like i am going to knock off the Ampol on Main North Road with a sawn off.

Exciting news on the Mo front with popular pressure leading to the announcement of a Canberra Movember Gala Party on Saturday November 26 at Binara 1 in Civic. If you donate $30 you get a free ticket. More details to follow.

Right now though it's Monday Mo Song time: It's Sir Mo A Lot with "Clean Shaven is Whack"...


Oh, my, god. Becky, look at his Mo.
It is so big. *scoff* He looks like,
one of those cricketer criminal guys'.
But, y'know, who understands those guys? *scoff*
They only talk to him, because,
He looks like a total destitute, 'kay?
I mean, his Mo, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so long, it's like,
out there, I mean *scoff* gross. Look!
He's just so ... white trash!

[Sir Mo-a-Lot]
I like big Mos and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a boy walks in with an itty bitty chin
And a hairy thing on his face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that Mo was buffed
Deep in the cricket whites he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh man, chicks wanna get wit'cha
And take your pictcha
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Mo that i got makes (You so horny)
Ooh, I hate that smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, excuse me, excuse me
'Cause I ain't that average Booney
I've seen them dancin'
And even on Charles Manson
He's kissed, missed,
He only dances when he's pissed
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' clean faces are the thing
Take the average feral man and ask him that
He'll probably have ass crack
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your best friend got the Mo? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to grow it! (Grow it!) Grow it! (Grow it!)
Grow that healthy Mo!
Clean shaven is whack!

(Unley face with a Pooraka moustache)
Clean shaven is whack!
(Brisbane face with an Ipswich moustache)

Posted by  Anonymous @ Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11:12:00 pm #

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Here's Tammy Wynette and "Stand By Your Mo" with the special prostate back end re-mix...


Sometimes it's hard to be a Mo-man
Giving all your love to just one mo
You'll have bad times and it'll have good times
Growing in ways that you don't understand

But if you love it please forgive it
Even though it's hard to understand
And if you love it, then be proud of it
'Cause after all it's just a mo

Stand by your mo
Give him one lip to cling to
And something sharp to come to
When the trims are necessary

Stand by your mo
And show the world you love it
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your mo

And if you love it, whoa be proud of it
'Cause after all it's just a gland

Stand by your gland
Give him a bench to cling to
And something warm to come to
When the doctor's finger is lonely

Stand by your gland
And show the world you love it
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man

Posted by  Anonymous @ Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:40:00 pm #

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This morning we have an Italian classic from the great Dean Martin. He has re-worked "That's Amore" into a poignant anthem for men's health. Here he is with "That's a Prostate"...

(In your abdomen there is a thing
That boys need to have to live each day)

When you use your third eye like a regular guy
That's a prostate
When things work just fine when you've had too much wine
That's a prostate
There's no sting ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And your doodle is happy
You can play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a regular chappy

If it starts to drool just like a pasta fazool
That's a prostate
When a doctor will see what is stopping you pee
He'll wear a glove
Cancer could come and infect if you don't get it
Checked signore
You're a fool, behind your tool , we knew in medical school
That's a prostate
A prostate
That's a prostate.

Posted by  Anonymous @ Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:44:00 pm #

10 Mov 05

Today's Movember song is favourite of Mo-supporter Patrick and of my mum when he dances to it. Here back from the 80's to perform it for you live is Starship with "We Built This Moustache on Rock and Roll"....


Chorus:
We built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll
Built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll

Say you don't know me, or recognize my face
Say you don't care who grows a beard in that place
Knee deep in the hoopla, winning in your fight
Wearing blue safari suits on Movember night

T-bone writes the Mo-songs, right here on your internet, don't you remember
We built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll

We built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll
Built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll

Someone's always playing facial hair type games
But I am here to tell you that goatee beards are lame
We just want to grow here, and never act our age
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

T-bone writes the Mo-songs, right here on your internet, don't you remember
We built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll

We built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll
Built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll

It's just another weekday, in a tired old seat
Our work has got the choke hold, oh, [but] Tyson brings the beat

Who counts the money that we've raised so far
Who looks like a Swedish porno star that is called Lars
You know you need us, 'cos we're the moustache fools
Looking for Australia, to raise funds for our tools

(I'm looking out over that Kings Avenue bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny Thursday, I've seen that [bumper-to-bumper]traffic)

Don't you remember (remember)

(Here's your favourite radio station, in your favourite radio moustache
The moustache by the lake, the moustache that rocks, the moustache that never sleeps)

T-bone writes the Mo-songs, right here on your internet, don't you remember
We built this moustache, we built this moustache on rock an' roll

Posted by  Anonymous @ Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:45:00 pm #

Good morning Mo-folk and welcome to another morning of Mo-telethon and song action for your mental listening pleasure. This morning on the Telethon desks we have:

Billy Dee Williams
Former Test Cricket Great Bruce Laird
Gabonese President Haji Omar Bongo
80's pop star Martika
Bruce Samazan and
Jackie McDonald

Reach down the back of the couch, search your top desk drawer or check your g-string when you finish your shift on the runway and send that spare cash in and support the cause.

Todays Mo song is one for the lovers, i bet there's a lot of you and a half. Here's Roberta Flack and Peabo Bryson with "Tonight I Celebrate My Mo For You"...

Tonight I celebrate my mo for you
It seems the natural thing to do
Tonight no one's gonna find us
We'll leave the world behind us
When I make mo to you
Tonight I celebrate my mo for you
And hope that deep inside you feel it too
Tonight our spirits will be climbing
To the sky lit up with diamonds
When I make mo to you tonight

Tonight I celebrate my mo for you (ooh)
And that top lip hair is gonna come shining through
Tonight there'll be no distance between us
What I want most to do
Is to get close to you tonight

Tonight I celebrate my mo for you
And soon this old world will seem brand new
Tonight we will both discover
How lips turn into lovers
When I make mo to you

Tonight I celebrate my mo for you (ooh)
And that top lip hair is gonna come shining through
Tonight there'll be no distance between us
What I want most to do
Is to get close to you

Tonight I celebrate my mo for you

Posted by  Anonymous @ Friday, November 11, 2005 9:45:00 am #

It's Mo time! Well it is safe to say i look like Detective Constable Bruce Wilson of the Holden Hill CIB right now. The Mo is going very well and thanks to all who have donated. We are on the down hill run to $1000 now with over $500 now collected. If you haven't donated yet the log on to www.movember.com.au follow the donation links and enter my registration number of 921.

We have some great talent on the virtual telethon desks this morning. Ready to take your call are:

Rolf Harris
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Ringo Starr
Tonia Todman
Boutros Boutros Ghali
Gina G
John Dawkins

Send in your donation pledge for a personalised* message from one of these stars.

*- Personalised message may not contain words actually uttered or considered by any of the above named celebrities.

Well it's Monday and so we have a special Mo song for a special Mo sista out there. This one goes out to Bangles fan Gail, here's "Moustache Minday"...

Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Louisey
By a muddy South Aussie stream

But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It's just another moustache Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another moustache Monday

Have to catch an early bus
Got to be to work by nine
And just between the two of us
I still couldn't make it on time

'Cause it takes me so long
Just to craft my facial hair
Blame it on the bus
But the boss is already there

It's just another moustache Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another moustache Monday

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To West Wing
Doesn't it matter
That I had the kalhua for both of us
Defences are down

She tells me in her bedroom voice
Do ya know honey, I’m a homemaker
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun

It's just another moustache Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another moustache Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
It's just another moustache Monday

Posted by  Anonymous @ Monday, November 14, 2005 9:57:00 am #

13:57 15 Mov 05

Hey there Mo fans and welcome to todays afternoon edition of the Mo song. We are sitting very well at $828 and gunning for that $1000. Given that it looks like we are going to make our $1000 and get in the Movember Platinum Club with a signed David Boon certificate I think it's time to set a new goal - Beat Tasmania! They are $117 ahead of us right now but i reckon we can rein them in. Don't let a state beat one man keep the donations coming and after we pass $1K let's stick it to Tassie (sorry Ash i needed a gimmick).

Okay on the virtual Telethon desks today we have the following celebs ready to take your call:

Nana Maskouri
George Donikian
Rush Limbaugh
Bono
Helmut Kohl
Jenna Jameson

Give them a call and give your all!

Today's Mo song is a grouse Aussie classic! Re-formed especially for the daily Mo song experience here's Cold Chisel and "Mo River"...

Listen now to the wind babe
Listen now to the rain
Feel that whisker lickin' at my lips again
I don't wanna see this face no more
Gonna throw my razor on the bathroom floor
First thing you know I'll be back in Mo River again

Anytime you want babe, you can come around
But only six days separates me and the great top lip
I been working hard, every hour a day
And the hair I saved won't buy my youth again
Goin' for the heat babe, and no shaving pain
In a place where no man's puttin' on the dog for me
Waitin' on the weekend, set o' brand new shades
And back in Mo River's just where I want to be

Listen now to the wind babe
Listen now to the rain
Feel that whisker lickin' at my lips again
I don't wanna see this face no more
Too many years made up my mind to look preppy and gay
Right to my dying day
I don't wanna see another clean shaved line
Too many years and I owe my mind
First set o' chops headin' back Mo River again
First thing you know I'll be back in Mo River again

I don't need the razor
I'm threw it on the door
Gonna tell the man I don't want no more
Pick up some bad hair and burn my name in the road
One week two week maybe even more
Collect all your money until the Movember ball
First thing you know I'll be back in Mo River again

First thing you know

I’ll be back in Mo River

A – gaaaaiiinnnnnnnn!



I love you Barnesy!

Posted by  Anonymous @ Tuesday, November 15, 2005 2:38:00 pm #

To take us out here is a Henry Mancini classic from the film "Breakfast at Tiffanys". Here to thank you for your support is a slightly slower and nicer "Mo River" than yesterday....

Mo river, wider than a mile,
It sits above my smile, today.

Old dream maker, you heart breaker,
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way.

Big whiskers , out to see the world,
There's such a lot of world, to see.

We're after the same cancer 's end,
Down near your rear end,
It'll help your little friend, mo river,

And me

Posted by  Anonymous @ Wednesday, November 16, 2005 9:21:00 am #

Wow, what a sore head i have after the soccer win last night. Thanks to all of you that wanted to stay on the list and cop a song every day until the end of Movember. A big howzit to my bus buddies who celebrated the win last night and who i think will enjoy today's song. Today's moustache hit is a classic from KISS and featured in the outstanding feature film "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey". Here is Gene, Ace and the boys with "God Gave My Moustache to You"...


God gave my moustache to you, gave my moustache to you
Put it in the soul of everyone
Do you know what you want? You don't know for sure
You don't feel right, you can't find a cure
And you're gettin' less than what you're lookin' for

You don't have money or a fancy car
And you're tired of wishin' on a falling star
You gotta put your faith in a handle bar

Chorus:
God gave my moustache to you, gave my moustache to you
Gave my moustache to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave my moustache to you, gave my moustache to you
Put it in the soul of everyone

"Now listen"
If you wanna raise money , for real good cause
Man, you gotta sweat or you can't ever pause
Cause it's never too late to help keep men alive

You can take a stand, or you can compromise
You can work real hard or just fantasize
But you don't start livin' till you realize - "I gotta tell ya!"

God gave my moustache to you, gave my moustache to you
Gave my moustache to everyone
God gave my moustache to you, gave my moustache to you
Put it in the soul

(Instrumental break)

God gave my moustache to you (to everyone he gave the hair to be grown )
Gave my moustache to you, gave my moustache to everyone

God gave my moustache to you (to everyone he gave the hair to be grown )
Gave my moustache to you, saved my moustache for everyone
Saved my moustache

chorus repeats out...

"I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road
And that road's name is... My moustache!"

Posted by  Anonymous @ Thursday, November 17, 2005 2:30:00 pm #

Now i have been having a few thoughts about today's Mo song so let me talk you through it. I was thniking about something for Duran Duran but then realised i couldn't turn a song into a Mo song unless i knew what the hell they were on about with original. "I smell like i sound?" What the hell is that? Then i thought about some INXS but that is probably suited more to the end of Movember than now. I have KISS in my head but i can't do a double play. I do want to rock out though. So here is ACDC and "I grew my Mo All Month Long"...


I am a Mo machine

My top lip’s never clean

I have the best damn moustache you have ever seen

I have the sightless eyes

Telling you no lies

Knockin' you out and eating all the pies

Taking more than my share

Of kick ass facial hair

I told you to come but you were already there



'Cause the walls start shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making the mo true -



CHORUS:

I grew my mo all month long

Yeah you I grew my mo all month long



Working double time

On the hair growing line

It was one of a kind, It’s just mine all mine

I wanted no applause

Just support for the cause

Made a grand out of you and I’ll come back for more

Had to cool me down

To take another round

Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing



'Cause the walls were shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making the mo true -



CHORUS



And knocked me out and then you

I grew my mo all month long

You had me growin' and you

I grew my mo all month long

Yeah I grew it

Well I grew it



You reall took me and you

I grew my mo all month long

Ooooh you

I grew my mo all month long

Yeah, yeah, you

I grew my mo all month long

Posted by  Anonymous @ Sunday, November 20, 2005 9:50:00 pm #

Good afternoon Mo crewmembers and welcome to today's Mo song. Stay tuned for details about tickets for the Movember Gala Parte' this Saturday night. I will have more details later in the week. I am also pleased to say that we have raised $1283.15 so far which is a top effort from all those that have donated. Right now it is time for a special Mo-song request from fellow Mo-Bro Ash. Here's Quiet Riot with "Come on Feel the Mo"...


Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild
wild, wild, wild

So you think I got an evil mind,
I'll tell you honey

I don't know why
I don't know why

So you think my moustache's out of time,
it makes me money

I don't know why
I don't know why
anymore
Oh no

[Chorus:]
So Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild,

Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Baby

So you think I got a funny face,
I got no worries

I don't know why
I don't know why

Oh i gotta mo with some disgrace,
I'm in no hurry

And I don't know why
I don't know why
anymore
no, no, no

[Chorus:]
Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild,

Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Baby
Come on

Well you think we have a hairy time,
You should know better

I don't know why
I don't know why

so you say I got a dirty mind,
I'm a mean go getter

I don't know why
I don't know why
anymore
Oh no

Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild

Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Baby

Come on (come on) feel it
Boys rock your ho’s (ho’s rock it)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
We're gonna get wild (wild,wild,wild)

We're gonna get rocked tonight (Come on feel the mo)

Rock it tonight (Boys rock your ho’s)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
OH YEAH!!

Ah, ah, ah (woooo)
Ah, ah, ah

Come on feel the mo
Boys rock your ho’s
We'll get wild, wild, wild

Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah

Posted by  Anonymous @ Monday, November 21, 2005 10:29:00 pm #

It's Mo song time. Today we have something for the dreamers among you. A song that captures the dark lonely thoughts of the man unable, for whatever reason, to grow a Mo. This one feels the pain you feel lying awake at night vainly waiting for the first top lip hair to sprout. It also works a s love song for all you guys that are hot for Moldovan discuss champions. Here's Foreigner and "I've Been Waiting For a Mo Like You"....


So long
I've been growing too hard, I've waited too long
Sometimes I don't know what I will find
I only know it's a matter of time
When you grow a mo
When you grow a mo

It feels so right, so warm and true
I need to know if you feel it too

Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong?
This face of mine has been hurt before
This time I wanna be sure

I've been waiting for a mo like you
To come into my life
I've been waiting for a mo like you
A love that will survive
I've been waiting for a mo that’s new
To make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a mo like you
To come into my life

You're so good
When I don’t shave it's understood
It's more than a touch or a word we say
Only in dreams could it be this way
When you grow a mo
Yeah, really grow a mo

Now, I know it's right
From the moment I wake up till deep in the night
There's no where on earth that I'd rather be
Than having a lip that’s really hairy

I've been waiting for a mo like you
To come into my life
I've been waiting for a mo like you
And a mo that will survive
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a mo like you
To come into my life

I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh
Ooh, I've been waiting
I've been waiting, yeah
I've been waiting for a mo like you
I've been waiting
Won't you come into my life?
My life?

Posted by  Anonymous @ Tuesday, November 22, 2005 5:31:00 pm #

Good morning Mo-fo's and welcome to another day in Movember and another Mo-song. We have had some last minute donations from around the traps and we are sitting very nicely at about $1400. The IT guys here at work gave me a bunch of 5c pieces. The money is welcome but the gesture still deserves a laxette iced donut. Today's Mo-song has been sent into us by long time Mo supporter and a man with a very handsome prostate, your friend and mine - SNEWY! Snewy thanks for joining us on the Morning Mo song.

SNEWY: Thanks T-bone.

TYSON: Can you tell us a little about the song you have prepared for us today.

SNEWY: Sure can T-bone. As everyone knows i am a massive fan of Perry Como but what you may not know is that Perry was a big fan of the prostate.

TYSON: Is that right?

SNEWY: Yes indeed Mr. Bone. Perry liked to list his favourite glands and sitting right up on top of that framed list on the wall of his walk in bidet was the prostate. I know he looks like more of a Cowper's Gland sort of guy but there you go.

TYSON: Well thanks Snewy for that insight into celebrity prostate affection. Here for your mental listening pleasure is Perry Como with "Me and My Moustache"...


Me and my moustache,
Strolling down the avenue,
Me and my moustache,
Not a soul to tell our troubles to . . .

And when it's twelve o'clock,
We preen our facial hair,
We never shave,
I wouldn’t dare

Just me and my moustache,
All alone and feelin' hirsute . . .

And when it's twelve o'clock,
We preen our facial hair,
We never shave,
I wouldn’t dare

Posted by  Anonymous @ Wednesday, November 23, 2005 5:45:00 pm #

Hey there Mo-crew and welcome to a Friday Mo-song double play to compensate for my being away yesterday. Don't forget tomorrow night at Binara 1 in Civic is the Movember Gala Parte'. Come on down in your finest 70's duds and act like a knob with me. First off the Mo song rank is a special one requested by the Kman. It's Nena with "99 Grosse Schnurrbarte" followed by Guns n' Roses and "Movember Rain"...


Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 grosse schnurrbarte
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 grosse schnurrbarte
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 grosse schnurrbarte
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 grosse schnurrbarte

99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 grosse schnurrbarte

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 grosse schnurrbarte
99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt es nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab' nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen

and now for Mo song number two here's the Gunners with "Movember Rain"...


When I look into your eyes
I can see a mo restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause no mo lasts forever
And we both know lips can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold Movember rain
We've been through this
Such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But moustaches always come
And moustaches always go
And no one's really sure
Who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time
To lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' my mo was mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
Then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold Movember rain

Do you need some hair
On your lip
Do you need some hair
On you lip
Everybody needs some hair
On their lip
The exception is attractive girls
And that’s it

I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you

Sometimes I need some hair
On my lip
Sometimes I need some hair
On my lip
Everybody needs some hair
On their lip
The exception is attractive girls
And that’s it

And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there's no mo left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause no mo lasts forever
Even cold Movember rain

Don't ya think that you
Need a moustache
Don't ya think that you
Need a moustache
Everybody needs a moustache
You're not the only one
You're not the only one

Posted by  Anonymous @ Saturday, November 26, 2005 2:12:00 pm #

Hey there and it's time for the third to last Mo song for Movember. A cracking time was had by all at the Gala Party on Saturday night followed by an action packed Sunday of hiding under the doona praying for the sweet release of death. Thanks to everyone that came along and put in a top effort. Today's Mo song is brought to you by Mel and/or Kim (depending on which one took a dirt-nap) with "Inspectable"...

Take or leave us
only please believe us

Our glands will always be inspectable.

It's our occupation
we're a prostate nation

we keep the pressure on every nigh
Penetrations avoid complications

we don't need to know the where or why.

Taking chances
bold advances

don't care if you think we're out of line.
Conversation is interrogation

get out of here
we just don't have the time.

Take or leave us
only please believe us

Our glands will always be inspectable.
Like us
hate us
but you'll never change us

Our glands will always be inspectable.

Hesitation is iust frustration

give us the finger and we're all right.
On each occasion
for your information

we can look after ourselves all right.
Take or leave us
only please believe us
. . .

Penetration is our sensation

we like to put ourselves on the line.
Rectum-nation is our destination

so don't wait up for us tonight.

Take or leave us
only please believe us
. . .
Take or leave us
only please believe us

Posted by  Anonymous @ Tuesday, November 29, 2005 6:19:00 pm #