Monday, June 05, 2006

Tybalt is Missing!

This flyer landed in my letterbox today:


Dear Neighbours,

We have recently suffered the tragic loss of a brown fluffy rabbit not answering to the name of Tybalt Templeton Winthrop.

The rabbit in question is brown and fluffy and is about 15-20cm long. He also sports a very cute nose and large floppy ears that do not sit right.

It was last seen on the balcony and we fear for its safety.

Extensive searching has not yet revealed a trace of our beloved Tybalt. This is puzzling as it is thought he may not have perished from the fall.

We therefore ask for any information or possible sightings of our rabbit, even if your cat came home a little fat last night. We are unfortunately after bad news as well as good. If however Tybalt is seen wandering the car park we would really appreciate a call or a text.

Thank you,

Abby: xxxxxxx

Simon: xxxxxxx

Some possibilities, based on available data:
  1. Tybalt made a deal with a cockatoo to be flown to safety where he could make a new start with a less poncy name.
  2. The pet mafia got a hitter to take Tybalt out for taking more than his share of cuddles. The lack of blood & other forensic traces points to a pro hit, probably with a cleaning crew.
  3. Abby and Simon were being watched. Tybalt completed his mission and has reported in for debriefing and reassignment.
  4. Tybalt's cell has been activated. We're all doomed.
What do you think Tybalt is doing?

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Posted by Dean @ 6/05/2006 11:00:00 pm

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I'm hoping Toby's owner doesn't get him. Otherwise he is doomed (to an interminable number of scammy deadline changes).

BTW Yes, moth thingy is on. Sorry, left your email at home. 6pm tonight, Art school gallery, Childers Street. be there or be fluffy.

Posted by Blogger Ampersand Duck @ Tuesday, June 06, 2006 9:37:00 am #

He's my husband.

Posted by Blogger Zoe @ Tuesday, June 06, 2006 12:13:00 pm #

Well, my moggy didn't come home fatter last night so that's not it...

I'd say the TTW caught sight of one of the lovely lady bunnies around Canberra, and went off on a skirt chase.

Posted by Blogger Boysenberry @ Tuesday, June 06, 2006 7:20:00 pm #
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